There are tragically unnecessary deaths and then there’s whatever the hell happened with this guy. The details of this yet-to-be-named man’s death are a testament to Mark Twain’s “truth is stranger than fiction” quote.
A man who reportedly exposed his genitals to a hotel housekeeper died after falling from a balcony while trying to evade security.
The man, who has not been identified, was on the eleventh floor of the Hyatt Regency hotel in downtown Atlanta when the incident unfolded, the Atlanta Police Department said.
The housekeeper, not appreciating the surprise penis viewing and no doubt hoping to save other hotel guests and staff from the same fate she had just suffered, called security. Hotel security promptly responded because whipping out your thang and waving it at the hotel staff is against Hyatt Regency policy.
Security personnel attempted to confront the man about why he was showing his penis to innocent cleaning ladies and also, presumably, to throw him out of the hotel. The man, however, had no intention of being confronted by security. He fled from the staff and eventually found himself on an 11th-floor balcony with hotel security still hot on his heels.
Then, out of some misguided belief that he had the physical prowess of some sort of secret agent or superhero, the man attempted to leap from the balcony he was on to another 11th-floor balcony. The man did not succeed at this jump, because no one ever succeeds at these jumps. Instead, he fell a full 11 stories to his death.
As AWM noted:
The man’s death serves as a stark reminder of the consequences that can come from inappropriate actions in public places. People should always conduct themselves in ways that do not harm or offend those they come into contact with, and they should take steps to ensure their safety when engaging with strangers.
We should all strive to respect the boundaries set by others and never commit an offensive act such as this one. Let this story be a lesson to us all when it comes to respecting others and setting appropriate boundaries. We should all strive to be always respectful and considerate of others.
The man took out his dick, showed it to a housekeeper, attempted to evade security by pretending he was Jason Bourne, and died. Oof. Not the way you want to go out.
Source: AWM