COP Delivers BEST Courtroom Comeback Ever Emmanuel February 2, 2017 Humor 1 Even if you’ve never testified in court before, you probably wish you could do it as well as this police officer did. While being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial, the lawyer tried to undermine his credibility by asking some round about questions to trip him up. Unfortunately, it doesn’t work out so well… Q: “Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?” A: “No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.” Q: “Officer — who provided this description?” A: “The officer who responded to the scene.” Q: “A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?” A: “Yes, sir. With my life.” Q: “With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?” A: “Yes sir, we do!” Q: “And do you have a locker in the room?” Q: “And do you have a lock on your locker?” A: “Yes sir.” Q: “Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?” A: “You see, sir — we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.” The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. If you laughed too, give this a share, or let us know down below. One Response Dianna Fason June 6, 2017 Now that was. superb! Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.